April 30, 2008

R.I.P. Schnapps (July 1995 to April 2008)

Schnapps! We hardly knew ye!
What were you thinking? Your noble brow knew only love.
I am at a loss for words: You were always such a good dog. Here is the last picture, taken by Mr Lee Welsch:


And here is one from 2003, in a typical Annie Leibowitz pose:


His ashes will be buried in the Welsch Family Pet Cemetery Big Rock, off of Saddlehorn Court, in good company with his fellow golden retrievers, Doobie & Josh, cat Bubbles, & two hamsters Chaos & Captain Eli Stormfield. May squirrels & Stellar's jays serenade you into eternity.

Correspondences: Late April 2008

fromRachel Eley <_______@yahoo.co.uk>
toJames Welsch <_@itwaslost.org>,
dateSun, Apr 27, 2008 at 2:41 PM
subjectbread of heaven
signed-byyahoo.co.uk



What are your favourite hymns? I am trying to pick some for the service. The family hymn is Guide Me O Thy Great Redeemer, which is always a good sing, but I need two more. In particular, I would like one out of the three song-spaces we have to be occupied by something that might be recognised by a wider group than just the born-and-bred Anglicans. Trouble is it has to be played on a church organ in an 11th century church so anything other than timeless gets shown up for what it really is. And, if the song lacks a certain requisite dignity the organ ends up sounding like a mighty wurlitzer and half the congregation get the giggles. I like Will The Circle Be Unbroken but the lyrics are hardly appropriate.

Are you able to come? If you do will you bring a uke? There will be many opportunities to play it.

R




fromRachel Eley <____________@yahoo.co.uk>
toJames Welsch <_@itwaslost.org>,
dateSun, Apr 27, 2008 at 2:42 PM
subjectbread of heaven
signed-byyahoo.co.uk





ps. I could hear you singing!



fromJames Welsch <_@itwaslost.org>
reply-to_@itwaslost.org,
toRachel Eley <_________@yahoo.co.uk>,
dateTue, Apr 29, 2008 at 10:04 AM
subjectRe: bread of heaven
mailed-bygmail.com




Hello Miss Rachel!

I've been thinking about your quandary. My two thoughts are, my current favorite sacred harp tunes, with words by the immortal Isaac Watts, is a good positively eco-friendly text perfect for the summer solstice:

'Tis by thy strength the mountains stand,
God of eternal power;
The sea grows calm at thy command,
And tempests cease to roar.

The thirsty ridges drink their fill,
And ranks of corn appear;
The ways abound with blessings still,
'Thy goodness crowns the year.


(We sang that on the radio, but it can also be really pretty - 344 Rainbow) The Poem:
http://books.google.com/books?id=mJ4nAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA842&lpg=PA842&dq=%22%E2%80%99Tis+by+Thy+strength+the+mountains+stand,%22&source=web&ots=FMwD3vTwJb&sig=Q3fQPmTSkcOuL66lpbqidyk40EM&hl=en
http://www.fasola.org/indexes/1991/?p=344

My second thought is you should write your own appropriate lyrics for The Circle Be Unbroken, &C.

Happy May Day,
Sandy Hussein


"Now when I die don't bury me at all
Just place me away in alcohol
My forty four lay by my feet
Please tell them I am just asleep"
-Carter Family

________________________________________________________________

James, you fancy gentleman!
Between You and Peter Zillmann

Today at 7:55am
James! How the heck are you?

Today at 10:30am
Hi Pete! Thanks for being my friend. The internet!
I'm doing fine. I work [...] jobs in the sf bay area. Life! Sometimes I play the my blue electric ukulele at open mics.
How are you?

Always,
James Welsch!

Today at 10:53am
Ahh, the Intertubes. Is there anything they can't do?

I'm glad to hear you're doing well! [...] sounds wonderful. If you're going to do have a shitty job you may as well do it someplace wonderful like the Bay area. Good for you! I hope you love it there.

I don't think I've ever seen a blue electric ukulele. I'm glad to hear they exist and are in such esteemed custody. I've actually been considering getting myself a uke recently, though more the $30 trash variety than the investment-quality electric sort.

I'm well also. I work as a computer nerd at a small liberal arts college in southwest Michigan. I spend my free time traveling as much as my pocketbook allows. I've been doing state capitals for the past few years. 25 down, 25 to go. Didn't you live in Carson City once upon a time? Tiny little capitol building, Nevada has.

It's great to hear from you!

Yours,
Peter

Today at 12:33pm
Pete!

I was raised in Incline Village, NV, an hour from Carson City. It's true, you can walk right in the front door, down a hall, & right into the Gov's office. How many other states boast such intimacy?

No! Spend an extra hundred & order yourself a Fluke from Flea Market music - I am an unofficial spokesman for this wonderful company. Their ukes are magical.
http://www.fleamarketmusic.com/
For a couple hundred you can get electro-acoustic pick-up, perfect for open mics & playing with rock bands, or amplified hair-dryers, depending on what night of the week it is.
Here's some YouTubes of me playing my blue mountain uke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW88jSi6n54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsITMCW9_p8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupAdUGhRiA

I like your state capitol plan. I visited my fiftieth state, Alabama, last May.
James

April 29, 2008

Hectored on the Streets

Now, for the fourth time in three weeks, I have been verbally mocked for my hair. What exactly they take exception to is a mystery, but it feels more like middle school. Indeed the first two hecklers were middle-school-aged black girls on the streets of Berkeley, both times giggling to their friends "Hey, nice hair."

The third time was on the #5-Ocean Beach bus in San Francisco. A thirty-something black man with dreadlocks, accompanied by a portly white girl, yelled, with heavy mean sarcasm, "Nice Hairdo!" I replied "Thanks," with a cutting eyebrow-raise. After I got off the bus, two perfect repartees came too late to me, the first more surreal - "Nice dreadlocks, very Nineties..." - the second, possibly would have gotten me punched in the face - "Yeah, & nice fat white girlfriend..."

Anyway, it's stung any time, every time. And I was creeping towards the conclusion that, as I explained to my friend Miss Waswo, "black people just don't get my hair." But then today, up on San Pablo Avenue in Albany, California, where I was walking for undisclosed purposes, a white man with a white beard stopped his car to point at me, Uncle Sam style, & yell "YOU... need a haircut," then maniacally drove off.

At this point, I should include a photo of my hair today, but I'll leave it up to your imagination. I remind the reader that I have a career in catering! & if it doesn't offend my employers or their clients, it should be okay for the man on the street. Instead, I'll break into song:




April 25, 2008

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Beach Party on Saturday, if anyone is in San Francisco, la! The Invite is as follows:

Name:
Beach Party My Friends, Please Come!
Tagline:
In Celebration Of In Celebration Of In Celebration Of
Host:
Misters Welsch & Golden, Miz Ball
Type:


Time and Place

Date:
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Time:
2:00pm - 11:00pm
Location:
Liam Golden Gate Park / Ocean Beach!
City/Town:
San Francisco, CA

Contact Info

Email: _@itwaslost.org


Description

This party will be in two parts, & exists for a host of reasons. All are welcome. First, afternoon lunch in beautiful beautiful Golden Gate Park, with shrimps on the barbie (note: no shrimp). Ahem, this will, specifically be at:

"At the Pits off of JFK Drive betwen Buffalo and Speedway Meadows, on the South side of road (not speedway meadows! smaller meadow you will see us or call Alaine's cellular telephone: _____)"

Then, part two, bring your woodies, we will adjourn on OCEAN BEACH MOMOFUKU, across from the Beach Chalet. There will be several bonfires there, ours will be the one with us at it. My cell phone number, please do not repeat this to telemarketers, is (-Nevada-) eight three zero seven three eight five. Hello!

Reasons:
-Fourth Annual Golden Gate Sacred Harp Convention all morning / early afternoon at Potrero Hill. If anyone's interested, please contact me for details. A drink & night of carousing will be necessary after six hours of singing.
-Miss Ball will be moving to New Mexico & Mr Golden will be traveling to Morocco, & fare thee wells are in order.
-We really haven't been drinking enough in parks or at the beach this month, please. Come!