Showing posts with label Santa Fe New Mexico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Fe New Mexico. Show all posts

April 17, 2009

Also in Santa Fe

This is Johnny's Cash Store.
It is the place to be if you are a tamale or someone, like me, who wants to eat a tamale.
I picked up two green chile/chicken, two red chile/chicken tamales today.
Johnny only accepts cash.
When I was purchasing my tamales with my cash, a man entered the store.

"Hey John," says Johnny.
"Helllooo Johnny," says John.
"How's Johnny," asks Johnny.
"Hangin' in there," says John.

Best Tamales in Santa Fe.

Tea Bagging in Santa Fe

Santa Feans, it turns out, are also capable of placing their proverbial scrotum in the open mouth,
on or near the face, or upon the head of Reason.

"233 Years to Build a Nation, 3 Months to Destroy It," one placard read. Another showed a photo of a gravestone marked "United States of America, Born July 4, 1776. Died Nov. 8, 2008. Suicide."

I like the one photo'ed above which reads, "You keep the Change, I'll keep my Freedom My Guns & Money"



February 27, 2009

Conversations: & notes from the from 22nd Century itwaslost.org board meetings

Grâce has joined

Olaf: sweet potato. delicious.
Grâce: OH MY GOD
so many virtual handsome men
10:34 AM Olaf: hey everyone is here
Grâce: in one chatroom
so much virtual facial hair
it's overwhelming
Olaf: i have been eating a lot of baked potatoes and sausage
me: Not me, I'm as naked as a baby's butt
10:35 AM Olaf: i am returning to my roots. i used to hate these things: oatmeal, baked potato, sausage. what has happened?
i am irish
Grâce: haha
10:36 AM liam's mixtapes are crack. does everyone concur?
me: I call this meeting to Hors d'œuvre
Grâce: I propose a motion to officially say that liam''s mixtapes are crack
me: I second that motion, but forward an amendment
To spearhead an initiative
10:37 AM Of free love on the free love highway
Olaf: hot love where?
Grâce: sounds enticing
me: All in favor?
J___ Quill: why limit it to the highway?
and I think it should be on the freeway
Grâce: yeah. i'm with quill
me: Peg-legged Pete?
J____ Quill: because the hot love is already on the highway
me: "Arrrrrr!"
Grâce: the freeway, and the highway
both
Olaf: hot love on the on the hotlove high way free love on the free love freeway
10:38 AM Grâce: welsch, this dialogue should be included in your text message novel
it should be a chat and text novel
there are too many good chats
fo them to be excluded
J____ Quill: so much intermingling on the internet
everything is a part
10:39 AM Olaf: of everything
Grâce: Quill, what are you wearing?
J____ Quill: boots
Grâce: excellent
J____ Quill: I flooded my kitchen doing laundry
Olaf: muddy? snowy? laced? furry?
10:40 AM watch out!
J____ Quill: they seem to be laced
me: Let's twitter it.
Olaf: soapy flood
Grâce: how does your cat feel about the flood?
Olaf: did you slide around?
me: Tweet
Grâce: is it on the lamp again, or whatever?
10:41 AM didn't the cat go up on top of something and made you jump and cut your head?
I totally don't remember the story right
J____ Quill: he doesn't care for the flood so much
Olaf: Headline news in Santa Fe, "Nurse: 'Fiero Pompous and Drunk'"
i love your photo in the paper james
me: What does that mean?
Olaf: it really does look like harry potter
J____ Quill: Labor!
Grâce: headline news in new York City: "the economy is shit"
10:42 AM me: I'm sick of the economy. Can't we have another election?

February 22, 2009

THE BIG NIGHT: Oscar Preview!

Oscar Predictions & wishes:

In a perfect world, this man would win Best Actor, Best Director, Best Cute Face, Best Glasses, & Best skinny male hooker butt. But it is not a perfect world, & movies like Into the Wild & Milk sometimes get overlooked.

Let it be known to the world: I dream of Emile Hirsch every night.

I videochatted with Mr Mary in Sante Fe for the first time today. I could see his mustache, the man sitting next to him (see below), a long loud conversation by other cafe neighbors about the boring novel they're co-authoring. I do not own a webcam. The man sitting next to Mr Mary has a website that has poetry written by his grandfather. It's like a hip-hop album waiting to happen. I sang "I'll follow the sun" into my microphone, & carried on a conversation where I spoke & Mr Mary typed back (he was in a cafe after all.) It looks like this in my archives:

3:37 PM it is good to hear your voice
good.
i think
in Jaipur
i wish she would write again
just that she is there and
Northish
pink City
where here family lives
her
the Bhatts
3:38 PM one of teh Bhatts play on Mixtape vol. 2
yes. the ol' family
that is a fucking great idea
no
but i maight be able to find one
3:39 PM i have been watching many silent films lately
pizza?
i wish i could point my computer at more people without them noticing
3:40 PM good idea
3:41 PM yes.
relatively slow
3:42 PM someone just farted
real bad
i fart alot too
in the morning
loud, but not smelly
me: Did you see Annalee with a moustache!?!?!
Olaf: yeah. sexy
me: She is the future
3:43 PM Olaf: yo
hey
i have no idea
something technical
3:44 PM exactly!
they are taking up all of the sound space in the entire cafe
i think it is a performnce piece in the spirit of McGaonagall
hm?
yes
3:45 PM i am cooking uo a retort from the bklyn bridge
like this perfect
yes
and also other stuff
i duno
oscars?
dudes next to me?
jimi hendrix
my love is like
3:46 PM a red red
nose
drunk
and fat
by whom?
child
astone
how about strange
3:47 PM Oliver Strange
hey!
nice connection
middle name should be Thousand Gold Umbrellas
it is also a hitchcok movie
Topaz
not his best
3:48 PM espionage
good song
i guess you can't group video chat? what the fuck?
typing?
I have no other Oscar Predictions. My review of Benjamin Button is here. Hugh Jackman is a classy fellow & should do a splendid job. Also there is Emile Hirsch.