Showing posts with label Ulysses S Grant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ulysses S Grant. Show all posts

February 28, 2009

TAY BRIDGE, SCHMAY BRIDGE

While visiting the city (nearby Dundee), Ulysses S. Grant commented that the Tay Bridge was "a big bridge for a small city".

BY THE WAY, AMERICA. ABE LINCOLN was just numeraled #1 president of ALL TIME.

YOU KNOW WHO Abe Lincoln REALLY LIKED?

ULYSSES S. GRANT! (american hero who has a good eye for bridge environment aesthetics)

You know who the Tay Bridge likes?

SECRET DEATH

"Tay Bridge" was the codename for the funeral plans for Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother.

WE CANNOT TRUST SECRET DEATH AND WE CANNOT TRUST THE TAY BRIDGE!

Based on my not knowing if the Brooklyn Bridge has been refurbished and my stubborn belief that a TRUE AMERICAN BRIDGE could and would never need to be refurbished, I am betrayed by the Tay bridge (a refurbished bridge).

In 2003, a £20.85 million strengthening and refurbishment project on the bridge won the British Construction Industry Civil Engineering Award, in consideration of the staggering scale and logistics involved. More than 1,000 tonnes of bird droppings were scraped off the ironwork lattice of the bridge using hand tools, and bagged into 25 kg sacks.

PORK BRIDGE SPENDING. IS A REFURBISHED BRIDGE THE SAME BRIDGE?

WHO IS THE "TAY" BRIDGE?

WHY DOES IT NEED REFURBISHING?

Does the Brooklyn Bridge need refurbishing?
Not as far as I know.
Probably not.

Check this out. At the time of the Brooklyn Bridge's completion, the first and last names of the President of the USA and the New York Mayor, individually, were slant rhymes!

President Chester Arthur and New York Mayor Franklin Edson


hm...
Queen Elizabeth

Also,

George Parker (1870 – 1936) was one of the most audacious con men in American history. He made his living selling New York's public landmarks to unwary tourists. His favorite object for sale was the Brooklyn Bridge, which he sold twice a week for years.

And it doesn't stop there:

Other public landmarks he sold included the original Madison Square Garden, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty. George had many different methods for making his sales. When he sold Grant's Tomb, he would often pose as the general's grandson.

George Parker, Ulysses S. Grant, Abe Lincoln, Brooklyn Bridge, America.

DO WE WANT A refurbished, secret death UNAMERICAN Bridge?

NO!
WE WANT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

How To Beard: Suggestions thru the Tweetosphere

samamidon
olaf mary, teach me about BEARDS

OlafMary
we c
an start with the history of beards: beards go way back. before history.


samamidon
thank you olafmary. question # 2: how do i grow one?

OlafMary
I thoug
ht this might be the central "thrust" of your inquiry. Talk to genetic engineers. Go back in Time, make Peter eat more spinach. Wait.


OlafMary
option 2: cut some hair from your head, apply one side of double-sided tape to upper lip, affix hair to other side. Wait for your cheeks.


OlafMary
Wait for your cheeks to respond from the encouragement.


OlafMary
from
? to? of? also find out what brand of whiskey Ulysses S Grant drank and drink it. Wait.

OlafMary
option 3: buy a floppy hat, a gray suit, and some big ears. then write a really long poem called, "Son
g of Myself." Wait.

OlafMary
look to other parts of the body as possible beard habitats. perhaps your pubic hair is a "
penis beard." maybe your armpit hair is


SSandrigon
How to beard #5: Hold your cheeks against dry ice for 5⅞ hours. If this doesn't work, you are a damn fool.


SSandrigon
How to beard #7: Apply to the circus & when the there aren't any openings for the pinheads or strong men, become the bearded lady.