Caleb Burhans' Election Night Requiem

I just found this video while I was doing my myspace schmoozing for the new celestial hip-hop page. My friend Caleb Burhans was performing onstage with Newspeak on Election Night, November 4th, his composition "Requiem for a General Motors in Janesville, WI" when the former president-elect took the stage, but they finished playing the somber piece before going back in the audience to watch the speech.

Also, if you missed the post three below, there's a new MC Pseudo-Dionysius MySpace Music page, be our friend.

Celestial Hip-Hop News

The MC Pseudo-Dionysius, in collaboration with Gold Diamonds, have released our heaven-rending debut Celestial Hip-Hop EP The Celestial Hierarchy.

Download a zip file of the mp3s here (click on the bottom of the image to the right!


Also, there is now a MySpace Music page, so if you belong to that venerable network, please graciously befriend us, promote us, listen to us. & this should also provide further ample opportunities to download the entire album for free, play it loud at your swanky parties, & rejoice.

http://www.myspace.com/mcpseudodionysius
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There were many requests that I post the lyrics to the album, as some few of them are obscure. I don't want to post the text of it, as there are a few naughty moments, but I have created a handy pdf file of the complete libretto, which can be perused as the curious listener desires - - I apologize for the many typos, as well as for much of the content.

The Celestial Hierarchy EP - Compete album in ZIP file, Celestial Hip-Hop with MC Pseudo-Dionysius & Gold Diamonds

Presenting now the full EP, in an easily downloadable ZIP file. The Revolutionary Debut Celestial Hip-Hop Masterpiece, with Gold Diamonds & MC Pseudo-Dionysius, (a mere 17 minutes long!) including the hit singles Virtue & Big Bathtub. (If you've already downloaded some of the tracks, delete them & download this instead, I've made a few more minor remastering changes).

Download the ZIP file here.

If iTunes doesn't know the track names, here's the info:
Artist: MC Pseudo-Dionysius with Gold Diamonds
Album: The Celestial Hierarchy EP
Track 1: The Celestial Hierarchy (individual mp3)
Track 2: God's Angels are Curvy (individual mp3)
Track 3: Chastitty (individual mp3)
Track 4: Hillelujah (individual mp3)
Track 5: Virtue (individual mp3)
Track 6: Big Bathtub (individual mp3)

The Celestial Hierarchy 6. Big Bathtub

Celestial Hip-Hop, the debut EP, The Celestial Hierarchy, with MC Pseudo-Dionysius & Gold Diamonds, Track Six: "Big Bathtub." Click on the bathing angel to download the mp3 - Also, I've remastered some of the earlier tracks below, so give them another listen.

"Pass the proboscis of the nargileh, this oasis is on par with all the priciest resorts in paradise."

The Celestial Hierarchy 5. Virtue

I feel good about this one, like it could be the hit single on the album - the album being THE CELESTIAL HIERARCHY with your MC Pseudo-Dionysius & your Gold Diamonds, the debut EP for Celestial Hip-Hop. Watch the third verse, it contains a defense of the angel-breasts-theme, if that's beginning to weary anyone besides its creator. Track 5, the next angel, VIRTUE.

"They're large - The curves on this girl are cartoonishly engorged."
I remastered it again! listen to it again with headphones.

The Celestial Hierarchy 4. Hillelujah

Track Four, against your will, The Celestial Hierarchy EP is coming into your life, ravaging your soul, & this one is called "Hillelujah". Gold Diamonds with the MC Pseudo-Dionysius; also listen to: Track One, Track Two, Track Three. (Download the mp3 by clicking on the angel, or push play below, watch where you click your mouse.)

"Their harmonies are thin because they don't know Jesus.
They may live in the hills but they lack the ascension."

The Celestial Hierarchy 3. Chastitty

Track Three from our revolutionary Celestial Hip-Hop debut album, THE CELESTIAL HIERARCHY. The MC Pseudo-Dionysius with Gold Diamonds, they're in the monastereo, right now, here's "Chastitty".

(Tracks 1 & 2 are here & here, download the mp3 by clicking on the angel.)

"The saints with most enormous busts have learned how to refrain their lusts"


I'm re-remastered this one too, so give it another listen with headphones.

The Celestial Hierarchy 2. God's Angels are Curvy

I hope you're on the edge of your motherloving seats, females dry your areas, because Gold Diamonds with the Mysterious Mystic MC Pseudo-Dionysius are tearing thru their first EP, THE CELESTIAL HIERARCHY, coming right at you, here's track Two "God's Angels are Curvy". Live large among the lambent stars.
(Click on the angel to download the mp3)

"...the size of creation, to nurse civilization from the demon's curse...

Update: Okay, the semi-final remastering is up, along with the full EP. Download it now!

INTRODUCING: Celestial Hip-Hop with MC Pseudo-Dionysius & Gold Diamonds

I wrote these lyrics on the California Zephyr train this morning, & post them here as a tentative coming out for the genre of Celestial Hip-Hop, with beats by the DJ Gold Diamonds. (Download the mp3 by clicking on either thing, or just play below).


"The MC Pseudo-Pseudo owns his own microphone!"


Update: Okay, the semi-final remastering is up, along with the full EP. Download it now!