October 28, 2010

Department of Brian Wilson: New York Times Profiles Brian Wilson

Back to Brian Wilson. He was brought in last night (game one of the World Series in San Francisco) at the very end of the ninth, let a few more runs in, and then ended the game with the bizarre score 11-7. The New York Times today includes a profile of Brian Wilson, here's a lengthy excerpt:


Relief pitchers have tended to be odd, with closers typically occupying the far end of that spectrum. Brian Wilson, the San Francisco Giants’ closer, is one of the oddest.

Start with the easy stuff, like his physical appearance. There’s the hair, part mohawk and part mullet; the tattoos; and the perpetually unbuttoned jersey.

There are the bright orange spikes, for which he was fined $1,000 by Major League Baseball because they failed to conform to the standard of being at least 50 percent black. (He brought them up to code with a marker.)

And there is his preternaturally black beard — dyed several shades darker than the rest of his hair with what appears to be industrial-grade shoe polish — which has inspired five Facebook pages and a marketing campaign. The slogan “Fear the Beard” adorns any number of T-shirts in Giants souvenir stands.

It is what is behind the beard, however, that gives Wilson his edge.

He is an entertaining interview: on Jim Rome’s radio show this summer he claimed to be a certified ninja and a mental assassin. He has explored his roots in the off-season by backpacking through Ireland (staying at hostels) and India (where he showed cricket players how he throws a 95-mile-per-hour fastball).

More recently, he earned attention for interviews that could have doubled as performance art. In one, a nearly naked man strolled across the background as Wilson was interviewed live via satellite from his house.
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But what gives Wilson more depth and makes him more intriguing is his manner inside the Giants’ clubhouse. There he makes extraordinary efforts to fit in, and to draw in others. Notably, he is a regular at the Latino-dominated dominoes table in the locker room. On the outstanding and colorful Boston Red Sox teams of 2003 and 2004, Kevin Millar was the ringleader who went out of his way to make sure his Hispanic teammates were involved. A half-decade later, Wilson appears to have the same instincts.

“These are your teammates,” Wilson said. “It doesn’t matter what country they’re from. It doesn’t matter what language they speak. It doesn’t matter what they wear. It’s impossible for me not to say hello to everybody, not to have a conversation. It’s the way I am. It’s the way the whole team is. You have all the different personalities on all sides, and they’re all yelling at each other and meeting in the middle.”

If Wilson has his say, the Giants will win a championship sometime in the next 10 days, the first for the organization since 1954, four years before it moved to San Francisco.

That would leave one outstanding goal for their closer before next spring training.

“I’d like to be a crossword clue one day,” he said. “I want to be in The New York Times’s Sunday edition. Right now, the clue ‘Giants great’ is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I’m the clue, I’ll fill it in — just that one — and frame it.

“How sweet would that be?”

October 26, 2010

Department of Brian Wilson: Brian Wilson sings the songs of Brian Wilson

During the next week, (i.e. the World Series is in SAN FRANCISCO!), this blog will be all Brian Wilson, all the time. Next up on our Brian Wilson station, Brian Wilson sings the songs of Brian Wilson:




Sadly, the amazing Brian Wilson singing "Good Vibrations" video I really wanted to post is un-embeddable, so go watch it here.

October 25, 2010

The Proud Beggar

ever wonder what the hell I am thinking about? ever wonder what the hell James Joyce was thinking about? ever wonder what Helene Cixous was thinking about James Joyce? ever wonder what it means to be human? ever wonder of you're the only person in the universe who thinks the whole getting married and having kids thing is a little suspect? ever wonder what word pisses me off more than any other word?......NOW IS YOUR TIME TO FIND OUT.

(tip: I think this one reads best fullscreen in "book" viewing mode)




The Proud Beggar

October 24, 2010

Yes, Go Giants

If only we could get Brian Wilson and Brian Wilson in a room together.

October 14, 2010

Sketch of Omega on the Moon


What we have here is a sketch by Miss Minnie Molly Mary for a story about a girl named Omega who lives on the moon (part of our top secret illustrated nonsense poetry project.) The final art evolved far away from these sketches, but I stole this early one away. A brief excerpt from the canto:
On the moon, she was the boredest girl you’d ever seen.
Omega & Josephine would spend all day playing cribbage.
Lima beans & moon greens were their only cuisine.

October 13, 2010

"Protect the Third Amendment!" Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity - Protest Sign Suggestions

The Huffington Post commissioned signs for Jon Stewart's forthcoming Rally to Restore Sanity. I sent in a half dozen, so far only one has been added to their 144-deep slideshow, but here's the rest:







There's other good ones at the huffpost here. Here's Stewart's original announcement of his rally, including some splendid sign suggestions:
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Rally to Restore Sanity Announcement
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorRally to Restore Sanity

Lizard-Pumpkin-Fish-Man & also "Ahappylypse"

Here's some gratuitous pictures of my cute new pet rat, Blake le Rat. She's growing everyday. Her interests include sunflower seeds, carrots, sleeping during the day, exploring & cuddling. Her dislikes include cats, Nirvana, player-haters, cats, & being picked up by the tail.


Two recent dreams deserve mention, get out your dream interpreting manuals! First, I dreamt I met a being called Lizard-Pumpkin-Fish-Man. He told me some would consider his form to be a punishment for the extra powers he stole. Others would consider his form to be a REWARD for the powers he stole. But he warned me, those are narrow-minded gray-scale readings of his situation, his Lizard-Pumpkin-Fish-Man form is the RESULT of the powers he stole. Then he explained that some would consider his form to be unattractive, and therefore a drawback for sleeping with hot women. But with his powers, he can take the most attractive female humans and TURN THEM INTO Lizard-Pumpkin-Fish-Women to be his concubines.

Last night's dream was about an enormous party in New York City thrown by Evangelical Christians, who had gathered there en mass to celebrate a positive apocalypse they had scheduled, which they called "Ahappylypse." They tried to throw it for millions of people to be converted & saved (& Jesus would do the rest). But no one came, so Ahappylypse was a total bust, & there was ridiculous amounts of food leftover. (Sort of a catering-inspired dream, really.) Stephen Colbert was there, & the Christians were mad at him for not bringing his followers, & he was like, I don't bring them everywhere I go, & now I'm going to make fun of you on television.

Describing your dreams is a tricky artform, I hope I've kept them entertaining.

Mix Tape was lost! Vol. 45


October 06, 2010

SunnyD & Rum Video Round-up Revolution


It's the middle of a weekday afternoon in Berkeley, California, & Mr Southworth, my pet rat Blake & I are drinking our favorite cocktail, a flavor I just made up, SunnyD & Rum. Also, there's so many covers of this song on youtube right now, I'll start with the Gregory Brothers (Auto-tune the News) new classic:




And this other version, you can hear her original voice better (her video has been taken down). The effect of the band playing along with her rhythms & melody reminds me of the Shaggs.

This guitarist's cover is quite pretty:


A few more & then back to less important things. Thank you, Gregorys, for commissioning the world with your excellent open-source songs.

Fashion illustration of the every 3rd day/ #12