Showing posts with label Bob Dylan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Dylan. Show all posts

February 16, 2011

Song: Corn Whiskey

We're slowly working thru our corn liquor repertoire for the youtubes. HERE are original lyrics to a familiar tune:

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Lyrics & chords to dozens of songs about corn liquor & corn whiskey can be found in our USEFUL How To Make Corn Liquor SONGBOOK. For your convenience, I'll reprint this one here:


Corn Whiskey (to the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’”)

G emin C G
The summer is ending, the harvest is nigh,
G D
The ears of the maize are eleven feet high,
G emin C G
(It’s taller, dear Oscar, than an elephant’s eye!)
G D
The rays of the sun unrelentin’...
D D/C G/B D/A
The better we live, then the better we die,
G C D G
Oh the corn mash is fermentin’.

Get you copper kettle & light up a fire,
We’ll pass a corn pipe while the smoke rises higher,
And watch the clear drops till the evening expires,
And sing while the jugs are a-fillin’.
Ten drunken old men is an angelic choir:
For the corn whiskey’s distillin’.

Her hair it is flax & her dress it is red
Her bosom is full as the jars in my shed,
Her bubbly bead has gone straight to my head:
Is she thinking what I think she’s thinkin’?
We’ll share us a jar & wake up in my bed,
For it’s corn whiskey we’re drinkin’.

Goddamn Alex Hamilton raisin’ the tax,
We’re ready with rifles for George’s attacks,
They’ll first take our hooch then the shirts off our backs.
Our mob is as high as white lightnin’.
My flesh it bleeds corn from the blade of your ax...
It’s for corn whiskey we’re fightin’.

January 23, 2011

Song: "Mama, You've Been On My Mind"

Mr Quill is sometimes a little psychic. He didn't know, but about six months ago I proposed singing this song with Minnie Molly Mary, inspired by the amazing version Bob Dylan sings with Joan Baez in the 1964 concert recording. I thought it would be a pretty love song, & it even occurred to me back then that it would be good to do at someone's wedding. However, once we started singing it, I soon realized that it was more of a breakup song, with hints of infidelity... Cut to yesterday, when Mr Quill texted me suggesting I could sing this song at his wedding "a la live 1964" (in reference to the same version I was inspired by). I was like, wow, he had no idea that we sing this song all the time. We then got into a text message argument about the appropriateness of this song as a wedding song, barely agreeing to disagree: "You're right about that lyric... but I'm right that's it's a breakup song w hints of infidelity." "Pretty sure I'm right, but we cool." We both suggested we could change the lyrics for wedding-appropriateness. M.M.M & I youtubed the song on the roof this morning:




Last night, after our text message argument about the darker lyrics in "Mama, You've Been On My Mind," M.M.M. & I went to a gala which included musical entertainment by Laurie Lewis, a local Berkeley favorite bluegrass singer/songwriter. She sang her song "The Oak & the Laurel" & then told an eerily relevant story. She said she was approached on tour by someone who said they had sung the song at their wedding. Lewis was like, "um, did you pay attention to the last verse?" (which doesn't turn out so well for the romantic trees.) The fan replied "Oh, we changed the lyrics." Then she said on the next stop of her tour, someone else told her the same thing, & it turned out to be a completely different wedding, but the conversation was deja vu: "We changed the lyrics." Anyway, this anecdote was perfectly prescient to the conversation Mr Quill & I had just been texting. Lewis seemed mildly annoyed that they would emasculate her sad song to make a pretty wedding song, but also complimented that her song would be sung at weddings.

It reminds me of the famous story of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." The original Judy Garland version from the 1944 musical Meet Me In St Louis is deliciously dark:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last,
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, pop that champagne cork,
Next year we will all be living in New York.

No good times like the olden days, happy golden days of yore,
Faithful friends who were dear to us, will be near to us no more.

It wallowed in obscurity until Frank Sinatra released a white-christmas-washed version a decade later. Here's the dilemma: By cleaning it up, he gave pleasure to millions more people, but erased some of the song's power. The songwriters Hugh Martin & Ralph Blane are nowhere near the American icons Bob Dylan is. I have no problem changing, rewriting, expurgating or butchering classics - (It's not like Swan Lake was at all affected by Black Swan, & Huck Finn still exists in all manner of versions.) As long as I'm not the Sinatra who rescues a great song that few people know & makes it into a watered-down, annoying overplayed song. If Laurie Lewis's song turned into a ubiquitous wedding favorite, that would be a bit sad - but I don't think I have the power to permanently emasculate a Dylan song.

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January 16, 2011

Song: Copper Kettle

Here's our version of "Copper Kettle," it's here! Recorded on the roof this sunny Berkeley Sunny afternoon:


Please "like" our new band The Manna Tease on the facebooks here. The chords & lyrics we use for this song (which differ from the Dylan & Baez versions) can be found in our How To Make Corn Liquor SONGBOOK.

C C/B amin amin/G
Get you copper kettle,
C C/B amin amin/G
Get you a copper coil
C C/B amin amin/G
Fill it with new made corn mash
F F/E dmin dmin/C
Never more you'll toil

amin amin/G E7

You'll just lay there by the juniper

amin amin/G E7

While fires burn bright

amin amin/G dmin

Watch them jugs a-filling

F Fmaj7 C/B amin amin/G

In the pale moonlight.


Build you a fire with hickory,
Hickory, ash and oak.
Don't use no green or rotten wood,
They'll get you by the smoke.

You'll just lay there by the juniper, &c...


My daddy he made whiskey,
My granddaddy he did too.
We ain't paid no whiskey tax
Since 1792.

You'll just lay there by the juniper, &c...


More verses from Rise Up Singing:

I’d rather have corn whiskey, than anything I know.
I’d rather be here on moonshine hill that down in the town below.

God bless you, copper kettle, may you never stop.
Just let us hear that whiskey goin’ “Drop, drop, drop.”


UPDATE: download the mp3 for the audio from this youtube video free here: http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_7219838


August 14, 2010

The Ballad of Steven Slater (after John Wesley Harding)

Friend-of-the-blog Dr Benway (previously responsible for Bacon in Gold) adds his working man's voice to the public glorification of Steven Slater, the legendary flight attendant who stuck it to man this month.




The lyrics ("with apologies to Bob Dylan.")

Crewman Steven Slater spent many an hour in flight,
He pushed the drinks cart up and down the aisle
Throughout his years of service he refused many a fight,
He was always there with service and a smile.

'Twas down in New York City, a time they talk about,
When the final insult came, he took a stand.
And soon those rowdy passengers, he'd roundly cursed them out,
And was down that yellow slide, with beer in hand.

All across the Internet, his name it did resound,
But fame could not protect him, so it's said,
And soon the Port Authority was beating his door down,
With a warrant for poor Steven Slater's head.

O Judge, and all you jurors, come close and gather round,
Consider and consider carefully,
For if you've dealt with assholes in the air or on the ground,
You know that you must set poor Slater free.

January 22, 2009

Will Faithfully Execute the Grammar Shibboleths



Whenever there's an article in the New York Times about grammar, it becomes one of the most e-mailed articles of the day. I conclude from this: the types of people who e-mail articles from the New York Times are also sticklers for grammar. This one takes the opposite approach, boldly dissing them:

Language pedants hew to an oral tradition of shibboleths that have no basis in logic or style, that have been defied by great writers for centuries, and that have been disavowed by every thoughtful usage manual. Nonetheless, they refuse to go away, perpetuated by the Gotcha! Gang and meekly obeyed by insecure writers.
I don't know what a shibboleth is, but I'm against them by default. Is it like a santorum saddleback? I also propose that "gotcha" be banned from the main stream media. The grammatical rule in question has something to do with placing an adverb in between infinitive markers & auxiliaries, (like "to boldly go" for Captain Kirk, or "I will always love" Dolly Parton, which would both be illegal). Apparently, Chief Justice Roberts is a grammar nazi, & in previous legal opinions has taken such extreme measures as expurgating the "ain't" from the Bob Dylan quote "When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose." Where they're going with this, was that Roberts was subconsciously correcting the constitution when he messed up the wording in Obama's constitutional oath, moving the "faithfully" around in "solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States." I would prefer to lean towards the conspiracy that aliens are preventing Obama from officially faithfully taking office.

June 05, 2008

Baked Sweet Potato Fries

This may seem like too simple a recipe to post online, but it's so delicious, we've been making it several times a week.

-Take a big sweet potato, we get these delicious long ones which are white on the inside.
-Cut off the skin, slice diagonally into fry-shapes slices.
-Glass oven pan with a bunch of salted olive-oil.
-Dip both sides of each fry into the oil, then bake in the oven for about an hour until they're crispy.
-It's a really tasty snack. Perfect for a Barack Obama Victory Party:

"Well, you know right now America is in a state of upheaval. Poverty is demoralising. You can't expect people to have the virtue of purity when they are poor.

"But we've got this guy out there now who is redefining the nature of politics from the ground up...Barack Obama.

"He's redefining what a politician is, so we'll have to see how things play out. Am I hopeful? Yes, I'm hopeful that things might change. Some things are going to have to.

“You should always take the best from the past, leave the worst back there and go forward into the future."

-Bob Dylan, June 2008

May 24, 2008

Television Music Videos: Three for May 24th.

Before we start the show, here in the middle of this clip from the scattered biopic, I'm Not There, is my favorite part - Cate Blanchett & David Cross (i.e. Dr Tobias Füenke) as Bob Dylan & Allen Ginsberg, dancing around a crucifix. Today is Mr Dylan's 67th birthday.



Here are three examples of ways to present a song on television, from three different eras. The first is France's entry in this year's Eurovision Competition, Sébastien Tellier's "Divine". It surely evokes Wes Anderson's influence on the continent.



The second is Leonard Cohen singing the original version of "Hallelujah" on what appears to be live European television. I love this style of standing on a set with leaves blowing on the flower & a young-people-of-the-world chorus on the aqueduct.
(While I'm here, I'd like to register my displeasure that in Rufus Wainwright's famous version, he pronounces the line-endings "do you" & "knew you", as opposed to "do ya", which was written to rhyme with "hallelujah". What was he thinking? I also post Cohen's version partially because I don't think much of the Shrek-watching world - a large demographic of my blog readers - are aware of how strange the original was.)




The third is the Beatles' "All You Need is Love", which was the first-ever international satellite hook-up, & altho I couldn't find the exact numbers, I believe is still one of the largest television audiences. What gets my goat is their chewing of bubble gum, which somewhat undermines the gravity of their message. Discuss.


April 17, 2008

Bob Dylan: "What Can I do for you?" & "Pressing On"

I just finished reading David Hadju's lovely & novelistic book "Positively 4th Street: The Life & Times of Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, Mimi Baez Fariña, & Richard Fariña", which chronicles the various interlocking soap-operatic relationships & art of four interesting people, their journeys thru & beyond the folk revival. I've been singing some of Fariña's songs & reading his novel, & I will write more about him later, hopefully. However, since it's beautiful outside, & the blogging has been infrequent, I wanted to post two live versions of songs from Bob Dylan's forgotten Christian-gospelly album Saved (1980); since it was hated when it was released, I invite you to reconsider these beautiful songs below:




April 10, 2008

Pulitzer in Music

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Dad,

This year, they gave the pulitzer to one of the downtown NY post-minimalists, David Lang, one of the founders of Bang on a Can. You can listen to the winning piece, based on the Grimm story The Little Match Girl, here:
http://www.carnegiehall.org/article/sound_insights/works/commissions/art_detail_TheLittleMatchGirlPassion_commissions.html


And there's an NPR article about it here:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89442735


They also gave a "special citation" to Bob Dylan, I'm not sure what that means, maybe an apology for being forty years late to recognize him. And "The Rest is Noise", an amazing book about 20th Century music, told thru it's history & politics & war & peace, by New Yorker author Alex Ross, was a finalist for non-fiction.

James

February 02, 2008

the black eyed peas beat James because they got Scarlett Johansson and he didn't





FYI I think the best-streaming version of this is not the youtube, but the original (I think), which is at www.dipdive.com

I wasn't afraid to stand for something...
to stand for "change"...
I wasn't afraid of "fear"...

it was pure inspiration...

so I called my friends...
and they called their friends...
in a matter of 2 days...
We made the song and video...

Usually this process would take months...
a bunch of record company people figuring out strategies and release dates...
interviews...
all that stuff...
but this time i took it in my own hands...
so i called my friends Sarah Pantera, Mike Jurkovac, Fred Goldring, and Jesse Dylan to help make it happen...
and they called their friends..
and we did it together in 48 hours...
and instead of putting it in the hands of profit we put it in the hands of inspiration...

then we put it on the net for the world to feel...

When you are truly inspired..
magic happens...
incredible things happen...
love happens..


-Will.i.am, "Why I recorded Yes We Can", from the Huffington Post.

October 12, 2007

Offensive Instant Messages

Two new developments have altered the way we live. The first is my phone being able to send instant messages thru AOL. The second is my friend having a desk job where the company uses AOL instant messager to send inter-office memos. Mr Golden tells me that incoming messages pop up innocuously "New Instant Message from O It Was Lost!" I keep trying to send him dirty messages in hopes a manager will oversee one & he will have to endure a sheepish talking-to. Here was today's correspondence.

Oitwaslost >What a storm. Might hit up the pubs near campus round 8, perhaps demographers, perhaps Darjeeling movie

Oitwaslost >Cock

Oitwaslost >Offensive

Oitwaslost >Insulting

Oitwaslost >Fetish

Oitwaslost >Outrage

Liam >interesting...... might join you

Liam >INFENSIVE

Liam >of-fencing

Liam >feet

Liam >toe jam

Liam >hippies

Liam >INCEST

Liam >BUTTHEAD

Oitwaslost >Republicans

Oitwaslost >Al Gore

Liam >AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Liam
>nobel prize

Liam
>fat

Oitwaslost
>Wife

Oitwaslost >Dylan

Oitwaslost >Poet

Liam >ovipositor

Liam >hankerchief

Oitwaslost >Sex on the beach

Oitwaslost >Blog

Liam >by the fire

Oitwaslost >Work


Liam >back seat

Liam >food

Oitwaslost >Aunt [...]

Oitwaslost >Uncle Willie

Oitwaslost >Mr Elbow

Oitwaslost >Mrs Body Part

Oitwaslost >Lady Diarrhea

Oitwaslost >Lord Thomas Jefferson


Oitwaslost >James Quill

Oitwaslost >Alaine Testicles

Oitwaslost >Papa Taint

Oitwaslost >Mama Areola

Liam >james quill in two weeks

Oitwaslost >Sir Cumsize


Oitwaslost >James Welsch

Oitwaslost >LANDS


Liam >GPS

Oitwaslost >I'm copying this conversation ont
o my blog, because it is important, & it is raining.

Oitwaslost >Penis

April 28, 2007

Music: S. Sandrigon, Gold Diamonds, Night Creature, & Drew Piston at the Sacred Grounds Last Night!

Last night I played a set of songs on my guitar, for a small but attentive crowd in the coffee shop in San Francisco. I was opening for Gold Diamonds & Night Creature, the elusive duo who rarely perform in public, followed by Drew Piston, all of which was lovely. Here's my set list:

You're Welcome, Willie Stewart (Robert Burns)
Gorgeous Borges (Robert Burns's
Rantin' Rovin' Robin with modified lyrics)
My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose (Robert Burns)
Song of Favors
Anacreontic Song
Love Minus Zero / No Limit (Bob Dylan)
Father Drank Himself to Death
Staff in the Hand
Father Drank Himself to Death (Snake Handler Version)
I'm Goin' To See My Lord

Gold Diamonds & Night Creature did all covers: a fifties dance song, a Sun Ra song, a James Brown sing-along ("For goodness sakes! take a look at those cakes!"), & ended with some Mariachi. (They once planned on starting a Mariachi band called Los Sphinctores.) They played a tiny keyboard (hooked to some pedals) & sitar, then switched to guitar & fiddle for the final Mariachi. The singing was beautiful, inspiring - Miss Jenny Ruth Crawford described it as "like A Mighty Wind to the future." Drew Piston sang songs of whiskey, guns, & complicated love. I like his lyrics. In one song, he changed one word (after his brother misheard it), from "ward" to "whore", making the chorus:


I am waiting to see what you’ll say,
And the furniture’s been rearranged,
And there’s blood on the floor,
I am waltzing with the geriatric whore.

As for my set - I have never performed that Bob Dylan song in public before, even tho I first learned it many months ago. My guitar part is meant to sound kind of Merry-Go-Roundy, with the capo on the seventh fret. I sing it with the three songs before it to complete the "my love is like a" theme. Perhaps I'll tire of that theme some day. I wrote "Song of Favors" & "Anacreontic Song" four years ago - (around the time of the bombing of Baghdad, & I can still relevantly sing both. Both songs are based on the Burns love song, melodically & lyrically) - & have never published the lyrics, so here goes:

Song of Favors (2003)

Met a wench on Basra Street,
La a-la a-lala, bop shu-wop.
Saffron soldiers drowned in heat,
La a-la a-lala, bop shu-wop.
Was she crushed neath fallen idols on the concrete?
Where the shadows of the mirrors & the lizard mosques meet?
Which favor of the tan gazelle will both of you deny?
Which favor of the tan gazelle will both of you deny?

From the West does my love rise,
La a-la a-lala, bop shu-wop.
With her eyes see I her eyes,
La a-la a-lala, bop shu-wop.
New Jerusalem's an eccho of the old one.
Time & space have died the victim of a tasteless pun.
Which favor of the tan gazelle will both of you deny?
Which favor of the tan gazelle will both of you deny?






Anacreontic Song (2003)

My love is like a cold, cold beer.
No really - she's more smooth than that.
Although she's more white wine, I fear
She hath no wine cork for a hat.
Anchor steam rose.

I see my love upon a mountain,
The one true bride, so bright & clear.
Although there's sadness in the fountain,
Her tears are eighty proof, I swear.
Anchor steam rose.

My love's the question in the vineyard:
Can the pin unpierce the rod?
My love's the song the seraphin heard
When they burnt their space twixt God
And all his ecchoes in this glass.
My love doth every lovely booze surpass.
Anchor steam rose.




"Pleasant evening last night? Did you do any fornicating?"

-Richard Nixon, in Peter Morgan's play Frost/Nixon, now on Broadway.


"We cower as you point your fingers telling us to support our troops. You and the smarmy pundits in your pocket -- those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and blood-soaked underwear -- can take that noise and shove it."

-Sean Penn

"I told Mr. Penn what I thought of his second rate wordsmithery right on this show. Well, Sean Penn has accepted my challenge. I drew a line in the sand and he picked up the gauntlet. Soon we will see who has the stones to bring home the bacon. This metaphor battle is at the starting gate and I am ready for liftoff."

-Stephen Colbert


February 19, 2007

Photos: Frisbee on the Cliffs, July 2005

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I have had a few hundred of my pictures from the past three years digitalized. Here I'll put up photographs from one day in July 2005, when we played frisbee golf on the cliffs at Sutro Heights in San Francisco. From left to right, the competitors, Darren Southworth, Liam Jospeh Olaf Worland Golden, Alaine "Virtue" Ball, James Eliovich Quill, & James Henry Welsch. The American football was used, I believe, for an occasional splash of Calvinball.

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As it happens, a federal district court has ordered the Treasury to redesign our paper money to make it friendlier to blind people. Why not take the opportunity to go further than changing sizes or adding texture? Franklin shows the way. Yes, he was a politician, but he was equally or more famous as a scientist, a diplomat, a newspaperman, an aphorist, a satirist, and a boulevardier. Let’s keep Washington on the single, and then let’s start printing bills with pictures of the other sorts of people that make us proud to be Americans. With rotating portraits, we can have a musicians’ fin (Foster, Gershwin, Ellington), a scribblers’ sawbuck (Twain, Melville, Dickinson), a performing-arts twenty (Caruso, Keaton, Balanchine), a secular saints’ fifty (Douglass, Jane Addams, King), and a scientists’ C-note (Franklin, Edison, Einstein). As a three-fer (President, saint, writer), Lincoln could have the two-dollar note all to himself. A three-spot could be introduced, with Whitman (“What you give me I cheerfully accept,/A little sustenance, a hut and garden, a little money, as I rendezvous with my poems”). As with Presidents, a decent interval would be required. The Dylan fiver will have to be deferred until another decade of the sixties rolls around.

-Hendrik Hertzberg, "Too Many Chiefs",
The New Yorker, Feb. 19th & 26th, 2007

I just had to post that, because I made the same point in my Feb. 12th post, but I didn't go so far. I'm at work today, & I'm sitting here alone, & we're out of one dollar bills, & it's a bank holiday, & I just got a text message from my manager saying "dunno what's best." Where are those dollar coins?

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I had the above image put on a T-shirt as a birthday present for Miss Jenny Crawford. It looks great. Anyone else who wants a copy, send me twenty dollars.

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With Pantheist energy of will
The little craftsmen of the Coral Sea
Strenuous in the blue abyss,
Up-builds his marvelous gallery
And long arcade,
Erections freaked with many a fringe
Of marble garlandry,
Evincing what a worm can do.

-Herman Melville, "Venice", Timolean, &. (1891)


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And it was a choice moment of irony when GOP Rep. Todd Akin of Missouri argued, "Could you picture Davy Crockett at the Alamo looking at his BlackBerry, getting a message from Congress: 'Davy Crockett, we support you. The only thing is we are not going to send any troops'?" Actually, Crockett led the "surge" at the Alamo -- it didn't end well.

-Vicki Haddock, "All talk but little action by Congress on the war", San Francisco Chronicle, Sunday, February 18th, 2007

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In case you're not looking close enough, there is a person in every one of these photos, somewhere camouflaged upon the rocks. Most also have a frisbee somewhere midair. Annie told me that as a sports photographer, I seem more interested in waves & foliage.

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The Ancient of Days forever is young,
Forever the scheme of Nature thrives;
I know a wind in purpose strong--
It spins against the way it drives.
What if the gulfs their slimed foundations bare?
So deep must the stones be hurled
Whereon the throes of ages rear
The final empire and the happier world.

-Herman Melville, "The Conflict of Convictions" (1860-61), ll.61-68, from Battle-Pieces


And Hand & Hyle rooted into Jerusalem by a fibre
Of strong revenge & Skofeld Vegetated by Reubens Gate

In every Nation of the Earth till the Twelve Sons of Albion
Enrooted into every Nation: a mighty Polypus growing
From Albion over the whole Earth: such is my awful Vision.

-William Blake, Jerusalem, Chap. I



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Liam told me that he was by a polluted river in Brazil, & he mentioned that it was polluted to a fellow traveler. The man insisted that there was no way it could be polluted because there "just too much water." He argued that it was visibly & malodorously polluted, but the man had convinced himself that rivers have too much water in them to ever register any contamination. Similarly, I'm pissing into the bay in the above picture.

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That night or the next, we climbed Twin Peaks to see the Independence Day fireworks. Liam & I had poison ivy rashes all over our bodies for the next six weeks. This photo is an eerie reminder.

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February 14, 2007

Quotes: Love & its accouterments

A man just rode past my store in a motorized wheelchair with two American flags on long poles. It struck me that that is such a simple way to seem just that much crazier. Man in a wheelchair, most people feel a little pity or whatever; man in a wheelchair decked out in old glory, we think, wacko!

When I got out of high school I was still sixteen & I got a job at Wal-Mart. I didnt know what else to do. We needed the money. What little it was. Anyway, the night before I went down there I had this dream. Or it was like a dream. I think I was still about half awake. But it came to me in this dream or whatever it was that if I went down there that he would find me. At the Wal-Mart. I didnt know who he was or what his name was or what he looked like. I just knew that I'd know him when I seen him. I kept a calender & marked the days. Like when you're in jail. I mean I ain't never been in jail, but like you would probably. And on the ninety-ninth day he walked in & asked me where sportin goods was at & it was him. And I told him where it was & he looked at me & he said: What time do you get off. And that was all she wrote.

-Carla Jean, in Cormac McCarthy's No County for Old Men (2005)

List of Character Names in Cormac McCarthy's No Country for Old Men (2005)
-Llewelyn Moss
-Carla Jean Moss
-Sheriff Bell
-Loretta Bell
-Anton Chigurh
-Torbert & Wendell (Sheriff's deputies)
-Agent McIntyre

We were pronouncing Llewelyn "Yu-lin". And we were pronouncing Chigurh "Shi-gah" (because another character thinks his name is "Sugar".) He's the bad guy. Moss & the Sheriff are the good guys, & they love their wives, like good guys do. For those of you who aren't up on the scene, this beautiful little book will be the next movie by the Coen Brothers. I guess we'll see how they pronounce the names then. They actually spell Llewelyn "Llewellyn" on the back cover & call him "a good old boy", when he's only supposed to be twenty or so. Don't read back covers!

I'm a sentimental mourner,
And I couldn't be forlorner,
When you keep me on that corner,
Just waiting for you.

-Leo Robin & Lewis E. Gensler, "Love is Just Around the Corner" (1934)

Valentines can't buy her.

-Bob Dylan, "Love Minus Zero / No Limit" (1965)

I used to hate that line; & when I sang it, I would sing "artichokes can't buy her." Then, magically, one day, I got it. The idea is that valentines are a currency which she doesn't accept.

Sex boosts your immune system. Orgasm boosts the production of infection-fighting white blood cells, in some cases by as much as 20 percent.

Sex improves physical fitness. Vigorous sex burns calories. Regular sex can help tone the muscles of the entire body.

Sex improves mental health. Orgasm leaves you with a feeling of well-being. This bolsters the ego & helps you deal with life's problems.

-Dr. Judy Kuriansky, "Why Sex is Good for You", The Complete Idiot's Guide to A Healthy Relationship (1998)

Human female breasts are uniquely large among mammals. In the first place, they are a permanent feature in human adult females, whereas in other mammals they appear only when there are infants to be fed. In the second, and as an inevitable consequence of the first, it is only in humans that the breasts feature in sexual activity at all. In considering the sexual and sensual properties of the breast it is natural to ask why this is so & how it came about.

-Dr. Miriam Stoppard, The Breast Book (1996)

That's right - that's Tom Stoppard's wife writing a book about breasts. It's my weekend in five minutes! We have a day to celebrate love, & plenty to celebrate war, but whatever happened to Armistice Day?

October 30, 2006

E-mails & sundry late October Correspondences

Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:39:58 -0800 (PST)
From:"James Welsch" <_________@yahoo.com>
Subject: Happy Nevada Day!
To:Send an Instant Message "Kristin Jarvis" <_______@yahoo.com>
Mrs Jarvis,

Actually, Nevada Day is tomorrow, but never too early to celebrate.

Some quotes about appreciating life:

Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me a fiddle,
When the sun's comin up, I got cakes on the griddle,
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle,
Thank God I'm a Country Boy!

-John Denver


Just like Michael Haverty!

But I had a good uncle, my late Uncle Alex. He was my father's kid brother, a childless graduate of Harvard who was an honest life-insurance salesman in Indianapolis. He was well read & wise. And his principal complaint about other human beings was that they seldom noticed it when they were happy. So when we were drinking lemonade under an apple tree in the summer, say, & talking about this & that, almost buzzing like honeybees, Uncle Alex would suddenly interrupt the agreeable blather to exclaim, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

So I do the same now, & so do my kids & grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, & exclaim or murmer or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country (2005). I'm planning on sending this book to Barbara Lee, Berkeley's representative, & Nancy Pelosi, when they win next week, especially if Pelosi is the new House Speaker. He says our country has been taken over by people without consciences. Because of our government, one of America's great writers in his old age has given up on the human race, like Twain & Einstein before they died, & now Hawking! I also plan on sending Rich
ard Pombo (R-Stockton) an e-mail saying "I hope you die poor!" Can I get arrested for that?

When it will be questiond "When the sun rises do you not see a round disc of fire somewhat like a guinea?"
"O no no I see an innumerable company of the heavenly host crying Holy Holy Holy is the Lord God Almighty!"

I question not my corporeal or vegetative eye any more than I would question a window concerning a sight. I look thru it & not with it.

-
William Blake, A Vision of the Last Judgment.

You know, I just went with "Brian Aha" (Cuban guy I lived with in Slonim 11) to a Halloween party full of gay lawyers, & you were the first person he asked about. I guess you impress a certain fine film on people's memories. Ah memory, my theme, that wingéd host that soared about me...

Diet of champagne not beer... Hardly stops one adding weight, but keeps the scrotum crisp.

-Professor Veen, in Nabokov's Ada or Ardor.

Well, a happy 27th to you & 145th to Nevada!

Peace & Love,
Mr Welsch





Posted on the New York Times Caucus Blog as a comment on "Nancy & Denny: Hanging the Drapes in the House", today:

They are going to villify any rising Democrat, anyone who could potentially take over leadership! If she were Jim Webb, they’d paint him as a gay activist. The fact she’s a woman from San Francisco is enough, they don’t even have to mention her record, ambition, or specific ideals. Even if she doesn’t represent Unamerican values like peace & taxes.

Aren’t Fox News watchers getting nauseous of everyone accusing everyone of just playing politics? Isn’t that how we get things done in this country? It was the Republicans who tried to impeach a president when the third-in-line was an ambitious Republican. Throw in a little more corruption, & Pelosi could be a true leader.

— Posted by Hardrhythm



Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:32:02 -0700 (PDT)
From:"James Welsch" <______@yahoo.com>
Subject: Quarter way thru life
To:Send an Instant Message "Kristin Jarvis"

Mrs. Haver-jar (?)

Hmm, what is your last name(s)? I always address my e-mails to ex-Bonnie Whiting as "Mrs. Smith", the last thing she wants to be called, love of her husband notwithstanding.

What are you up to?

Thanks for being one of two (the other: Melinda Rice) who sent me a birthday note. I was alone in a bar at midnight, & I got a free drink for answering a quiz question correctly (Only sports star who makes his own bed at hotels? I deduced "Tiger!") Sorry, it actually wasn't depressing, nor am I lonely, but it's an easy style of self-deprecating birthday-humor. Also, incidentally, I just re-read our last correspondence so as not to be redundant in this one, & there was a bit of miscommunication: I wasn't harrasing you for not ever visiting Tahoe, I was just describing why moving to the bay area had its advantages. In two months, I've been visited by a staggering amount of old friends.

I could be commissioned, by the way, to write a series of arguments, if you're ever at the point when considering pros of moving here. It's expensive, for instance, but I have a totally-super-sweet-ass apartment (huge, central location, 1905 building) for only $1k/month. But that's just bragging. Ha ha ha, suckers! I've also yet to find employment, but that may not be wholly the economy's fault.

Politics: Don't vote for warmongers / war-profiteers - the general sentiment in Berkeley, so I'm told. Jenny's working as a peace-canvasser. Is the situation hopeless / beyond our democratic control?
Beer: Boont, a brown ale from Mendocino, I think; Abbey Cat, & others from the Lost Coast Brewery in Eureka; anything made by Anchor Steam, in SF.
Literature: Nabakov, Vonnegut, & the Death's Jest-book (1829, a strange neo-Jacobean play by late-Romantic proto-absurdist mock-gothic Thomas Lovell Beddoes). I might be writing a secret sensational novellette in my free time, but can it be sensational if it's secret?
Music: The bay area is amazing. I've already seen an opera & several concerts for free. I've been playing at an open mic every tuesday & singing sacred harp every monday, both good practice, for something. As for "popular" genres, I can't figure out why, 40-years since Dylan plugged in at the Newport Folk Festival, people have yet to figure out how to mix live rock music. & hip-hop is even worse! These are genres not only about volume, but about lyricisim & lyrics, & you can never hear what they're saying & you ears hurt! Bah! It's frustrating, having a classical training, & always trying to see as much various music as possible. But the two days of live free bluegrass in Golden Gate Park, every year, last weekend, was incredible - Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris, Freakwater (who you should "check out" if you've never heard of them), five stages, &c.

I hope you're well. I should have some new pictures digitalized soon. I always love seeing yours, of puppets, &c. "Halloween show"? "Exotic ghosts?"

Peace, Love, Roberta Joan Anderson, by Jo,
James

Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:41:03 -0700 (PDT)
From:Send an Instant Message "kristin jarvis" <_________@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Quarter way thru life
To:"James Welsch" <_______@yahoo.com>
James,

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the quarter century mark. While being around others is great fun, I
always need a little time for reflection when I round anoter year. I believe I celebrated with a bellini
that night, which is a mimosa except with peach juice. From what I can remember twenty five was swell. In
fact, it was my first time as an adult in San Fran... Speaking of that lovely city, if we had the resources
and a job waiting we would move there in a second. While perhaps we saw only a portion of the city, and
spent way too much money on the amazing food and drink, I can imagine it could be just as lovely on a
smaller budget. That said, as we were dreaming of moving there, a new Walmart opened in Oakland and
there was an article about the throngs of fairly educated folk beating down the door trying to get a
job. But we did love the city, saw lots of performances, went to the Asian, modern and mechanical
toy museums, ah, it was incredible. That said, I think I have decided not to attend grad school, which
makes the possibility of moving there even slimmer. I'm actually fairly happy in this city and we've
finally started finding a place in the arts community here.

I'm in a show right now at the Center (for puppetry arts) which is incredible fun. I'm part of a piano
trio of sorts for the show and we get to play and sing great music but also create some of the foley and
narrate the stories. We perform Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, The Blob!, Danse Macabre, Funeral March of the
Marionettes, the great song from the 1920s called "Creepy" among others.

So you're singing sacred harp? We performed a few songs in that tradition for Michael adaptation of
Gilgamesh. He's singing in a group regularly here so we went to the Southeastern conference. The sound was
just incredible. Have you seen the documentary? It's called Awake my Soul: the Story of the Sacred Harp.
It's a little low budget but tells the history of the music and the southern tradition quite nicely,
although they do point out a few too many times that the form defies any classical notion of musical
structure.

Well, I should go as I need to start the day. Before my call tonight we're going to the last weekend of the
Lakewood junk/antiques fair. It's this incredibly huge fair set on an old fairground in the middle of
the city quite near our house. You can find pretty much anything there. They are tearing the beautiful
and quirky location down to make way for condos. I hope you the best for your 25th year.

With love,
Kristin (Jarvis)
(I've kept my last name because I am quite fond of it
and Michael seemed to have no objections. So,
officially, I guess I'm Mrs. Jarvis, although when you
attach the Mrs. it sounds rather odd...)




To:
[someone I don't know on MySpace]
Date: Oct 23 2006 5:30 PM
Subject: The Mimosa's Witnesses
Body:
[_____],

Well, I've been trying to get Lisa Rybovich Cralle, our mutual friend apparently, back out here to have a Mimosa's Witnesses "service", an organized semi-religious event for our semi-religious organization, the Mimosa's Witnesses, which congregates & transubstantiates on Sunday Mornings, & occasionally, but not yet tangibly, goes canvassing evangelically, with platters of champagne & orange juice, you see. So, if you have any interest in our secular cult, our tithe is low (only 9% of your income!), & the rewards are high (earthly paradise, at least on the Sabbath), & services are held regularly (I'm trying to spearhead an initiative this weekend) in Berkeley your home town! & postings thru YourSpace.


Peace,
The Archpope of Transubstantiation



Maude and the Triangle of Death