Bulletin: Gabriel García Márquez's Eightieth Birthday Bash

From: S. Sandrigon Date: Mar 5, 2007 11:17 AM Subject Gabriel García Márquez's Eightieth Birthday Bash Body: Attention Friends, Fans, Player-Haters, After some scheduling-confusion, I am proud to finalize that TO-MORROW, Tuesday, March 6th, Gabriel García Márquez's 80th Birthday, there will be a celebratory party at my beautiful Berkeley Apartment at 1985 Ashby Ave. We had planned to have coca leaves & an adolescent prostitute, but unfortunately my hook-ups for both completely flaked on me. Does anyone have any connections for coca-leaves! As for my ties to the kiddie-porn industry, they have been severed after a complicated incident involving Ted Haggard, Tim Lahaye, a rotary huller, & a ten-gallon bucket of hummus. I apologize for the Tuesday Night engagement, but plans to move it to Friday were boggled by various conflicts. To-morrow will be Gabo's day itself, & we'll establish a direct phone link to Cuernavaca. Tuesday is the New Friday in Magical Reality. Fried plantains will be served, along with fancy beverages & of course my hookah. Selected readings will be respectfully orated. Contact me if you want to attend, & need instructions or whatever... Party! James A.k.a. S. Sandrigon, Prophetic Poet & American National Bard