Two Limericks Composed during a Ninety Minute Bath

A Tango that started in Bloemfontein,
By Tuesday had reached South Carolein,
This exhaustive endeavor
Will last till forever,
Or at least till we Begin the Begein.

A theater troupe in Naples, New York-ass
Had employed as its resident dork-ass
A hard-shoe tap dancer
With a question for an answer,
At sushi he always ordered pork-ass.