February Doggerelary

I used to stop to pick up dimes,
I used to write poetry that rhymes,
Those were the best of times:
These are the worst of times.

I used to read novels by Charles Dickens,
I used to set free chickens,
Then I had the best intentions:
Now I have the worst intentions.

I used to eat sandwiches with hummus & nutellow,
I used to cry out loud at Disney's Cinderellow,
Then I was an upright fellow:
Now I won't even stop to say hellow.