Correspondences: "Talk Dirty to Me"

from "Pele" pele__@gmail.com to "Essąn Dragone" ______@gmail.com date Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 4:18 PM subject Chat with Pele mailed-by gmail.com

3:45 PM me: Talk dirty to me.

3:46 PM Dumpsters,

Rat feces.

Pele: barf?

mayonaise

um

compost

3:47 PM me: Gross,

Pele: ok

Acne Vulgaris

me: Ten-day-old kitty litter

More, more

Pele: Butt cheese

me: taint butter

3:48 PM Yes yes~

More!

Pele: fat lady sweat

me: The dump!

Pele: Blister or blisters.

me: Seaweed forests

Pele: Blister of Blisters!

hey - those are nice

me: Dick Cheney's old-man diapers.

Pele: I love seaweed.

Gross.

3:49 PM me: They smell a little gross tho/

Pele: Yeah...like

dead fish.

Miso

Left in the Fridge

and Freezer burned

3:50 PM me: Ewwww

Pele: Dandruff fallen in your shoes and mashed.

snot rockets

You're losing.

3:51 PM me: It's all too good.

Pele: Old man's rotty breath.

3:52 PM me: Eel sex

Pele: Second hand smoke stuck to your clothes.

Is it?

me: Rotting raw meat juices.

Pele: gah!

3:53 PM Animal carcass under the floor boards.

me: I've heard that's only gross for a little bit.

3:54 PM Pele: Cocoa pebbles.

me: Mmmm

Wait

Do breakfast cereals count?

Pele: Who's counting?

3:55 PM me: Talk dirty to me

Pele: Oh, I am!

old flower water...

3:56 PM me: The Osmand family's parents' bedroom

Pele: fish paste

3:57 PM me: Taco Bell's kitchen bathroom after a staff party.

Pele: roach nest

We're in sync!

me: More baby!

Yeah baby!

3:58 PM Afterbirth cocktails

Pele: Dog poo, eaten by a dog, and vomited, and re-eaten.

3:59 PM What have you done!

me: Botched colonoscopy

4:00 PM Pele: Trumpet spit-valve

Cloaca

4:01 PM cloaca 69!

me: Ooh

4:02 PM Pele: owl pellet on a stick

4:03 PM me: Poo

Poo-Poo

Poo-Poo Platter

Pele: Deep fried poo-poo-poo

4:04 PM me: On a platter

4:05 PM Pele: Monkeys are dirty.

me: People are monkeys.

4:06 PM Pele: The scuz floating on the top.

Yes we aer.

4:07 PM me: Republicans masterbating to photographs of Palin children.

Don't go there./

Pele: Aaaaaaaaaaah

You went in that door!

4:08 PM You got out at that exit!

me: Oh no, it's too late.

4:09 PM Pele: James McGroady Gross

4:12 PM me: This has been instructional.

Pele: Plastic surgery bandages.

me: He he

Pele: Used ones.

5 minutes

4:18 PM me: You disgust me.

Paula: You asked for it.