E-mail: Rodent Relocation Regimen

Date:	Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:26:06 -0700
From:	"John Welsch" <_______@att.net>
To:	"James Welsch" <_@itwaslost.org>
CC:	"Sue Welsch" <________@yahoo.com>, "Lee Welsch" <______@earjuice.com>
Subject:	the three R's

James,

I never found your hamster trap, so I bought another ($30). 
I put it in the kitchen last night with a peanut butter cracker,
but caught nothing.  Sue was dressing in our bedroom after breakfast
and saw the chip monk run across the window sill.  I moved the trap
there, and about an hour later, he/she became a member of our Rodent
Relocation Regimen.  I walked to the ant tree (really, they were
termites), where I sent him on his way toward the water fall.

Dad