| Date: | Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:22:34 -0700 |
| From: | "John Welsch" <_______@att.net> |
| To: | "James Welsch" <_@itwaslost.org>, |
| Subject: | Chip Monk |
All,
Definition: chip monk, n., a devout integrated circuit lover.
Definition: chipmunk, n., the common name for any small squirrel-like
rodent
species of the genus Tamias in the family Sciuridae.
We all need to learn to spell it. John
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its true, america's largest scottish games this weekend in Pleasanton - EAst BAy - the 1st and 2nd
includes:
- scottish people
- log tossing
- sheep dog's kilted foot races
- beer
- haggis
- scottish people
- fiddlers
- bagpipers
- drummers
- historical re-enactments
- highland cattle
- clydesdales
- scottish people
lets fuckin go!... alaine - you must call in sick if you do not have the 1dt or 2nd off - i am serious www.caledonian.org/games/gamesmain.html
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Dear James,
You have cursed me with this damn Harry Potter book, #3 Prisoner of
Azkaban. My reasons for distain are perhaps quite different than those
of the fundemental Baptists. Since picking it up last night at
midnight, I have not spent a waking moment (before now) without my
nose in that kiddy-crack, heroin dose of a book. I am almost finished
with it, but my life is passing me by. Where has my day gone??? Why
isn't the laundry done, and the house getting cleaner?
Please send antidote!
Until then, I only have this book to blame for all my troubles.
The-Soon-To-Be-Blind,
But-Never-The-Less-Still-Adoring,
Claire Cursing
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