Correspondences: Chat with Bulgarity

11:29 PM

me: What happened today in Bulgaria?

11:30 PM James: not much yet, it's 9:30

I'm teaching in 30 minutes or so

me: What will happen.

Good luck. Don't be too hard on them, they are the future.

James: what's white and crawls up your leg?

indeed

11:31 PM me: WHAT

James: Uncle Ben's perverted rice

me: That's a good joke.

James: I thought you'd like it

me: I've got a whale joke, but it's hard to tell over chat.

James: ok. come over later and tell me

me: Just, at the appropriate moment, make loud whale noises.

Whale song.

11:32 PM James: haha

me: So these two whales walk into a bar, & the bartender says, What'll you have?

And the first whale says,

ohh-oooo whaaaaa-oooo-aaa--ooooo ohhh-whoooo whooo-oooo-aaa hhhh-oooo

And the second whale says,

11:33 PM Nothing for him, he's had one too many.

11:34 PM James: haha

great joke, James

11:35 PM me: Is this thing on?

I'm not sure of the perfectly worded punchline yet.

11:36 PM James: who? what?

me: "Nothing for him, he's fucking trashed."

11:38 PM James: I like it better without fucking trashed

the sober whale should be dignified

me: Okay, I appreciate the criticism.

Probably depends on the joke's audience.

11:39 PM James: true

me: The environment.

But enough about jokes.

Any good Bulgarious humor?

11:40 PM James: um... my director's wife's sister dyed her hair before going to the doctor and the dye broke the machine they put on her head

me: That's funny.