THE BIG NIGHT: Oscar Preview!

Oscar Predictions & wishes:

In a perfect world, this man would win Best Actor, Best Director, Best Cute Face, Best Glasses, & Best skinny male hooker butt. But it is not a perfect world, & movies like Into the Wild & Milk sometimes get overlooked.

Let it be known to the world: I dream of Emile Hirsch every night.

I videochatted with Mr Mary in Sante Fe for the first time today. I could see his mustache, the man sitting next to him (see below), a long loud conversation by other cafe neighbors about the boring novel they're co-authoring. I do not own a webcam. The man sitting next to Mr Mary has a website that has poetry written by his grandfather. It's like a hip-hop album waiting to happen. I sang "I'll follow the sun" into my microphone, & carried on a conversation where I spoke & Mr Mary typed back (he was in a cafe after all.) It looks like this in my archives:

3:37 PM it is good to hear your voice

good.

i think

in Jaipur

i wish she would write again

just that she is there and

Northish

pink City

where here family lives

her

the Bhatts

3:38 PM one of teh Bhatts play on Mixtape vol. 2

yes. the ol' family

that is a fucking great idea

no

but i maight be able to find one

3:39 PM i have been watching many silent films lately

pizza?

i wish i could point my computer at more people without them noticing

3:40 PM good idea

3:41 PM yes.

relatively slow

3:42 PM someone just farted

real bad

i fart alot too

in the morning

loud, but not smelly

me: Did you see Annalee with a moustache!?!?!

Olaf: yeah. sexy

me: She is the future

3:43 PM Olaf: yo

hey

i have no idea

something technical

3:44 PM exactly!

they are taking up all of the sound space in the entire cafe

i think it is a performnce piece in the spirit of McGaonagall

hm?

yes

3:45 PM i am cooking uo a retort from the bklyn bridge

like this perfect

yes

and also other stuff

i duno

oscars?

dudes next to me?

jimi hendrix

my love is like

3:46 PM a red red

nose

drunk

and fat

by whom?

child

astone

how about strange

3:47 PM Oliver Strange

hey!

nice connection

middle name should be Thousand Gold Umbrellas

it is also a hitchcok movie

Topaz

not his best

3:48 PM espionage

good song

i guess you can't group video chat? what the fuck?

typing?

I have no other Oscar Predictions. My review of Benjamin Button is here. Hugh Jackman is a classy fellow & should do a splendid job. Also there is Emile Hirsch.