While visiting the city (nearby Dundee), Ulysses S. Grant commented that the Tay Bridge was "a big bridge for a small city".
BY THE WAY, AMERICA. ABE LINCOLN was just numeraled #1 president of ALL TIME.
YOU KNOW WHO Abe Lincoln REALLY LIKED?
ULYSSES S. GRANT! (american hero who has a good eye for bridge environment aesthetics)
You know who the Tay Bridge likes?
SECRET DEATH
"Tay Bridge" was the codename for the funeral plans for Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother.
WE CANNOT TRUST SECRET DEATH AND WE CANNOT TRUST THE TAY BRIDGE!
Based on my not knowing if the Brooklyn Bridge has been refurbished and my stubborn belief that a TRUE AMERICAN BRIDGE could and would never need to be refurbished, I am betrayed by the Tay bridge (a refurbished bridge).
In 2003, a £20.85 million strengthening and refurbishment project on the bridge won the British Construction Industry Civil Engineering Award, in consideration of the staggering scale and logistics involved. More than 1,000 tonnes of bird droppings were scraped off the ironwork lattice of the bridge using hand tools, and bagged into 25 kg sacks.
PORK BRIDGE SPENDING. IS A REFURBISHED BRIDGE THE SAME BRIDGE?
WHO IS THE "TAY" BRIDGE?
WHY DOES IT NEED REFURBISHING?
Does the Brooklyn Bridge need refurbishing?
Not as far as I know.
Probably not.
Check this out. At the time of the Brooklyn Bridge's completion, the first and last names of the President of the USA and the New York Mayor, individually, were slant rhymes!
President Chester Arthur and New York Mayor Franklin Edson
hm... Queen Elizabeth
Also,
George Parker (1870 – 1936) was one of the most audacious con men in American history. He made his living selling New York's public landmarks to unwary tourists. His favorite object for sale was the Brooklyn Bridge, which he sold twice a week for years.
And it doesn't stop there:
Other public landmarks he sold included the original Madison Square Garden, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty. George had many different methods for making his sales. When he sold Grant's Tomb, he would often pose as the general's grandson.
George Parker, Ulysses S. Grant, Abe Lincoln, Brooklyn Bridge, America.
DO WE WANT A refurbished, secret death UNAMERICAN Bridge?
NO!
WE WANT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
BY THE WAY, AMERICA. ABE LINCOLN was just numeraled #1 president of ALL TIME.
YOU KNOW WHO Abe Lincoln REALLY LIKED?
ULYSSES S. GRANT! (american hero who has a good eye for bridge environment aesthetics)
You know who the Tay Bridge likes?
SECRET DEATH
"Tay Bridge" was the codename for the funeral plans for Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother.
WE CANNOT TRUST SECRET DEATH AND WE CANNOT TRUST THE TAY BRIDGE!
Based on my not knowing if the Brooklyn Bridge has been refurbished and my stubborn belief that a TRUE AMERICAN BRIDGE could and would never need to be refurbished, I am betrayed by the Tay bridge (a refurbished bridge).
In 2003, a £20.85 million strengthening and refurbishment project on the bridge won the British Construction Industry Civil Engineering Award, in consideration of the staggering scale and logistics involved. More than 1,000 tonnes of bird droppings were scraped off the ironwork lattice of the bridge using hand tools, and bagged into 25 kg sacks.
PORK BRIDGE SPENDING. IS A REFURBISHED BRIDGE THE SAME BRIDGE?
WHO IS THE "TAY" BRIDGE?
WHY DOES IT NEED REFURBISHING?
Does the Brooklyn Bridge need refurbishing?
Not as far as I know.
Probably not.
Check this out. At the time of the Brooklyn Bridge's completion, the first and last names of the President of the USA and the New York Mayor, individually, were slant rhymes!
President Chester Arthur and New York Mayor Franklin Edson
hm... Queen Elizabeth
Also,
George Parker (1870 – 1936) was one of the most audacious con men in American history. He made his living selling New York's public landmarks to unwary tourists. His favorite object for sale was the Brooklyn Bridge, which he sold twice a week for years.
And it doesn't stop there:
Other public landmarks he sold included the original Madison Square Garden, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Grant's Tomb and the Statue of Liberty. George had many different methods for making his sales. When he sold Grant's Tomb, he would often pose as the general's grandson.
George Parker, Ulysses S. Grant, Abe Lincoln, Brooklyn Bridge, America.
DO WE WANT A refurbished, secret death UNAMERICAN Bridge?
NO!
WE WANT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
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2 comments:
This may be your attempt at a "Willie Horton" ad, but you will not make a Dukakis out of us. It's the 21st century, an age of new political responsibility. Transparency. America is better educated, & is disgusted by Rovean tactics. Typical New York politics, typical Kennedyesque nepotism.
Thank you, Olaf. I couldn't have made the case better myself.
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