This weekend was a troubling time for the Real Sam Amidon project. If you haven't been following the development, a mysterious & poetic new impostor appeared on Day Five, the green "sam amidon and ham", following the shortlived "iamsamamidon". Without any prodding from samamamidon, several new sam amidons appeared on the scene on Saturday, spinning quickly into chaos - - - One of the new ones, "SamSamidon", has a naughty tongue, & I think I have to censor some of his or her twots for the bigosphere.
samsamidon
but this chicken proved f@#king suck f@#ksamsamidon
all is well? all is a santorumface shit.
samamamidon
I am the Real Sam Amidon, campaigning, DAY SIX.samamamidon
Goals for the Real Sam Amidon Project, DAY SIX: 1) Wipe the faces off of the heads of all the lame imitators; 2) buzzard dance; 3) lunch.samamamidon
Brief RECAP of the campaign to dethrone the usurping poseur @samamidon: DAYS THREE THRU FIVE➪http://bit.ly/Samamamidon2samsamidon
but this chicken proved your grandmothers fish taintsamsamidon
@samidon @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham @samiamidon @samamidon @samsamidon suck it
samamidon
@samsamidon don't knock @samidon, that's my cousin!samamidon
Ok this is getting out of control! RT @samsamidon: @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham @samamidon suck itsamamamidon
Goals for the Real Sam Amidon, DAY SIX: Great Jehovah, what pandora's box have we opened!? RT @samsamidon: @samamamidon suck it.
samspamidon
@samamidon @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham hey guys, how's everyone doing?samamidon
You have got to be kidding RT @Samspamidon: @samamidon @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham hey guys, how's everyone doing?samamamidon
This new @samsamidon is especially violent & foulmouthed. RT @samsamidon: all is well? all is a santorumface shit.samamamidon
I feel sorry for @samidon, who never claimed to be Sam Amidon, also getting disabused by the potty mouth @samsamidon.samsamidon
i never fucking claimed to be sam amidon. cocksuck 
SSandrigon
God it's getting hard to keep up with @samamamidon @samspamidon @samsamidon @samamidonandham @iamsamidon not to mention @samamidon 
samamidonandham
samamidonandham I am not @samsamidon samamidonandham
samamidonandham I do not like @samsamidon samsamidon
samsamidon im sam samidon an your a bucket of possum turdsamamamidon
Goals for DAY SIX: 5) Close this pandora's box.
asalaamidon
all sam amidons are 1asalaamidon
@Samspamidon @samamidon @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham @samsamidon all sam amidons are 1asalaamidon
all sam amidons are 1. god is love. 1 love. 1 sam amidon. 1 god. many faces of many sam amidonsamsamidon
@asalaamidon fuck you asalaamidon
Jolomoco
@samamidon ARRGHH! I just got a round house kick to the jaw by somone claiming to be SamVanDamidon!
samidon
@samamamidon haha haha didn't mean to grab your name haha I miss you mansamamamidon
@Jolomoco Don't even joke about things like "Samcramidon" & "SamVanDamidon." Can't you see we have a situation? It's way past the tipping...samamamidon
End of DAY SIX: Daily Report: Accomplished no goals, all goals a failure, Six new phony Sam Amidons appeared. Day Six a failure.
nicomuhly@samamidon I am one of these tweets away from unfollowing you.
samamidonAll things must pass/the war is over. i vanquish all imposters RT @nicomuhly: @samamidon I am one of these tweets away from unfollowing you.
matt_heaton@Samspamidon @samamidon @iamsamamidon @samamamidon @samamidonandham @samsamidon @asalaamidon
samamamidonI am the real Sam Amidon, campaigning, DAY SEVEN. Goals: 1) rest; 2) persevere; 3) destroy at least one phony Sam Amidon impostor.
samamamidonI'm beginning to fulfill my goal of convincing the fake @samamidon's followers to unfollow him. And Nico Muhly first would be sweet justice.
samamamidonAll silent from all new fake Sam Amidons today? Did the spurious @samamidon's " i vanquish all imposters" work??? You'll have to fight me.
asalaamidonasalaamidon you @samamidon cannot vanquish us. we are all sam amidon - like horcruxes each an undiminishable part of yor soul. all sam amidons are 1.
DAY TWO
DAYS THREE THRU FIVE
DAYS SIX & SEVEN
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